Beloved Helmsman Issues Proclamation!
Powers Proclaims Hajj, Day of Feasting;
Faithful Whipped Into Frenzy of Devotion.
(Westport, February 10, 2005) BLOHARD supreme leader Jim Powers today issued an instructive edict which is binding on all practicing BLOHARDS. The proclamation's first clause concerns itself with the group's annual pilgrimage to Boston for the Red Sox home opener, a trip which every devout BLOHARD is expected to complete at least once in his or her life. This year's voyage will occur on April 11.
The second portion of the promulgation establishes that this spring's Feast of the Vanquished Yankee will be held on May 27. Much wisdom concerning the feast is conveyed. Text follows...
WORLD CHAMPION BOSTON RED SOX
OFF AND RUNNING ON ANOTHER SCINTILLATING SUCCESSFUL SEASON
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MADHOUSE MONDAY APRIL 11,2005
BOSTONS VS BASTIDS
38TH ANNUAL BUS TRIP
Depart Westport RR 10:00 AM. Return sometime to Mario's for Victory Bash. Call Ray Duffy-XVP & BUSMEISTER-914 763-5210. Total package includes bus, game ticket, beer -at least one to share with your guest- as many pretzels or Doritos as you can hold in one hand, recounting of past Bus trips which will tear your guts out. Joe Cosgriff and George Bolton will do a Gallagher and Sheen routine. Bring earplugs. But above all there is BLOHARD Bonding. What more could one ask? Lent will be over. Nevertheless, no Grape will be partaken until we pass Southport town line. Indeed.
FASCINATING FRIDAY MAY 27, 2005
WE BOOLA AGAIN - OH YEAH
THE YALE CLUB 50 VANDERBILT AVE 20TH FLOOR
WE WILL BE IN THE BRONX THAT NITE TO PURSUE OUR 11TH STRAIGHT WIN AGAINST THE EVIL EMPIRE. I STILL HAVE RUMBLINGS IN MY STOMACH FROM THE FIRST FOUR. OH IT WAS SO WONDERFUL. WHAT A SUCCULENT SEASON. WHODA THUNK IT? DAMON, DEREK -MISS HIM ALREADY- MILLAR, MUELLER, MANNY, JASON, CURT, SHOULD I SAY PEDRO OF METS? MAY HIS HAIR FALL OUT, THE BULLPEN, AND THE NEXT MAYOR OF BOSTON - PAPI ORTIZ - WOW!! BELLHORN WAS BODACIOUS AS WAS BRONSON, TROT TRUSTY AND TIM TOO. GRAND GUYS.
EXCITEMENT AND ENTHUSIASM WILL PREVAIL. COME ONE. COME ALL. THIS WILL BE ONLY NOTICE FOR MAY 27. MR BRESCIANI AND DR STEINBERG WILL BE BOOLAING WITH US, PLUS -HOPEFULLY- A REAL SURPRISE AND I DO NOT MEAN A RELIEF PITCHER FROM PAWSOX UP FOR A CUP OF COFFEE. I HOPE.
BE BRAVE. WE CELEBRATE!!!
CALL JIM POWERS 203 226-5522
CHECKS TO 51 GLENWOOD RD , WESTON,CT 06883
MEMBERS ONLY PLUS GUESTS $75 ##CASH BAR - CASH BAR### DUES $20
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT